It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
Really good friend of mine from work back home had seizures a few times on the job. This is crucial information.
Thank you!!!! This is all correct and the reason behind not holding them down is so we (epileptics) dont break our own bones etc and as for mouth we could break our teeth or your finger
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
"who taught you to make origami sydney opera houses out of napkins-"
- Me: hey I like that charac...
- Me: ......
- Me: aannnnndddd they're dead
This is how you know they’re actually brothers.
this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding